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Saggy Balls Birthday Card


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Funny Saggy Balls Birthday Card – Perfect for Laughs! Because if we can’t laugh about it, getting old is no fun.

Not only does gravity start doing alarming things to our bodies. Our brain starts failing as too! “How old am I again? No clue but I know sitting down takes a bit more maneuvering now!”

Unassuming card from the outside but plenty of good times to be had inside. Pull the tab at the bottom of and watch gravity take affect as the receiver finds their age.

Looking for the female version of this card? You’re in luck. Saggy Boobs birthday.

Saggy Balls Birthday Card Size:

This adult themed birthday card measures at 4.25″ x 5.5″ when folded flat.

saggy balls card

What You Get:

  • 1 Made in the USA Toadly Poppin interactive Saggy Balls Birthday card.
  • 1 Standard blank white envelope

If using the USPS to mail this card within the USA. Send by normal first class mail with 1 forever stamps.

Saggy balls birthday card

Occasions For This Card:

Be the talk of the party and give your friends or loved ones a good laugh with this interactive adult themed birthday card.

This saggy balls birthday card is sure to put a smile on the face of whoever receives it. With alluring visuals and funny phrases, this birthday card offers an unforgettable and high-quality experience that any funny person will love. Perfect for anyone who has a good sense of humor, you can count on this card to provide an ultimate ‘LOL’ moment when opened!

saggy balls birthday card

Saggy Balls Birthday Card In Action:

Illustration of a brain along with the statement “As we age, the first thing to go is usually the memory”. Which opens to an interactive pull tab action that when pulled the balls will begin to sag, with a pointer that aligns with amusing statements by age.


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