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Saggy Boobs Birthday Card


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Saggy boobs birthday card. Because if we can’t laugh about it, getting old is no fun.

Not only does gravity start doing alarming things to our bodies. Our brain starts failing as too! “How old am I again? No clue, but I know that my boobs aren’t suppose to be keeping my waist warm!”

Unassuming card from the outside but plenty of good times to be had inside. Pull the tab at the bottom of and watch gravity take affect as the receiver finds their age.

Looking for the male version of this card? You’re in luck. Saggy Balls birthday.

Saggy Boobs Birthday Card Size:

This humorous adult birthday card measures at 4.25″ x 5.5″ when folded flat.

saggy balls card

What You Get:

  • 1 Made in the USA Toadly Poppin pop-up saggy boobs birthday card.
  • 1 Standard blank white envelope.

If using the USPS to mail this card within the USA. Send by normal first class mail with 2 forever stamps.

Saggy balls birthday card

Occasions For This Card:

As we age, the first thing to go is usually the memory. This interactive adult birthday card will help them figure out just how old they are if they forget.

Perfect birthday card for someone who enjoys a little adult birthday humor. This saggy boobs card is sure to leave them laughing. If we don’t laugh we’ll cry, and no one wants to cry on their birthday!

saggy boobs birthday card

Saggy Boobs Birthday Card In Action:

The front states “As we age, the first thing to go is usually the memory”. It opens to interactive card with a pull tab at the bottom, where as you pull it the age grows and the boobs sag. Oh no!


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